Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Still Life: Adventures in Taxidermy

(Boston: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, 2010)
Hardcover, 285 Pages, Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780618405473, US$25.00

ABCD Rating: BACKLIST

“My hobby is stuffing things—you know, taxidermy.” —Norman Bates, Psycho

From the Cover: It’s easy to dismiss taxidermy as a kitschy or morbid sideline, the realm of trophy fish and jackalopes or an anachronistic throwback to the dusty diorama. Yet it is a thriving world full of intrepid hunter-explorers, eccentric naturalists, and gifted museum artisans, all devoted to the paradoxical pursuit of creating the illusion of life. Into this subculture ventures journalist Melissa Milgrom, whose quest to understand its fascination takes her from the family workshop to the last chief taxidermist for the American Museum of Natural History to the studio where an English sculptor preserves animals for Damien Hirst’s most disturbing artworks. Milgrom wanders through Mr. Potter’s Museum of Curiosities to watch dealers vie for bespectacled lobsters and other preserved Victorian oddities, and visits the Smithsonian’s offsite lab where taxidermists transform zoo skins into vivacious beasts. She tags along with a Canadian bear hunter—the three-time World Taxidermy Champion—as he re-creates an extinct Irish elk using DNA studies and Paleolithic cave art as references. She even picks up a scalpel herself. Transformed from a curious onlooker to an empathetic participant, Milgrom comes to understand not only what drives the very best taxidermists in their desire for perfection, but why people in our era of ecological awareness and high technology still find taxidermy so alluring. Straddling science and art, high culture and kitsch—like taxidermy itself—Still Life celebrates the beauty in the uncanny.

My Review: I need to get this off of my chest before I go any further in this review: I get that people are put off by taxidermy. I think it rather fascinating and beautiful, but after reading Milgrom’s book, I think I understand why people are so put off, because there is taxidermy and then there is taxidermy. There is the American Museum of Natural History, and then there is Norman Bates, so I get that people are turned off by the idea. I think, though that Milgrom’s book will go a long way to understanding not only taxidermy, but taxidermists because professional taxidermists are not Jeffrey Dahmers and Norman Bateses … they are in fact dedicated scientists and biologists and conservationists.

Now, with that out of the way, let’s get to Still Life. I first heard about this book three maybe four weeks ago. I was sitting in my office on campus waiting for my 101 students not to show up and I was flipping through the Art section of The New York Times and there was a review of this book. I took it home, showed my wife and said, “Doesn’t this sound like my kind of book?” She agreed immediately, because she knows that one of my literary guilty pleasures is what I like to call Weird Nonfiction. (Of course, this is a nod to the old genre of Weird Fiction.) I mean by this the nonfiction books that explore offbeat topics like what happens to cadavers, the art of the obituary, the history-altering power of the banana, the world of competitive pumpkin growing, the lives sanguivores, and the history of collective nouns. I love learning, and what better way to learn than to read about a topic that you didn’t even know existed (let alone had an entire book dedicated to it)?

So, taxidermy. What I found so fascinating about Milgrom is her willingness to immerse herself in her topic, from doing extensive research with some of the best taxidermists in the world to attending the World Taxidermy Championships to finally skinning, fleshing and mounting her own squirrel (which she then entered in the WTC). That is, in my book, above and beyond the call of duty and goes a long way to making the book (and its author) more sympathetic and interesting.

There is a lot of fun and interesting stuff going on in this book though. In particular, the history of taxidermy was absolutely fascinating from Carl Akeley, William Hornaday, to the Peale Museum and the Potter Museum (a collection of Victorian taxidermy which is, to say the least, simply odd). However, the part of the book that was most interesting to me was when Milgrom started talking about the Re-Creations’ category from the WTC. Re-Creations according to the WTC rule book “are defined as renderings which include no natural parts of the animal portrayed … For instance, a re-creation eagle could be constructed using eagle feathers, or a cow hide could be used to simulate African game” (Milgrom 34). So, a re-creation would be—as described in the book—a red-tailed hawk made from a turkey, chicken and goose however, the most impressive re-creations have to be Ken Walker’s (a professional taxidermist from Alberta and a consultant for the Smithsonian). He re-created a panda (aptly named Thing-Thing) from two black bears (check it out HERE and HERE … can you tell that that’s not two black bears) and won Best in World Re-Creation with it, and then made an extinct Irish Elk (which is not an elk but a kind of deer when it gets to genetics) from three different elk (again, check it out HERE and you tell me that that wasn’t a real animal at one time … and for a sense of scale, that’s a thirteen-foot rack of antlers on that thing).

Now, as I said at the beginning, I know that taxidermy is not everyone’s thing … and that come people find it bordering on the creepy. However, if you can come to the topic with an open mind, then Still Life is a book you might want to consider. You never know, it may just change your mind on the topic.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Bram Stoker Award Winners Announced

Well, I guess the good thing about being behind in posting award nominees is that there is a certain level of instant gratification in that I am able to post the winners the very next day. So, without further ado, the winners of the Bram Stoker Awards for Literary Horror were:

NOVEL: Audrey’s Door by Sarah Langan
FIRST NOVEL: Damnable by Hank Schwaeble
LONG FICTION: The Lucid Dreaming by Lisa Morton
SHORT FICTION: “In the Porches of My Ears” by Norman Prentiss
FICTION COLLECTION: A Taste of Tenderloin by Gene O’Neill
ANTHOLOGY: He is Legend edited by Christopher Conlon
NONFICTION: Writers Workshop of Horror by Michael Knost
POETRY COLLECTION: Chimeric Machines by Lucy A. Snyder

A "Peep" Show for Your Titilation (...see what I did there?)

I’ll have a review of Melissa Milgrom’s Still Life: Adventures in Taxidermy up later today, but for now, to tide you over, why don’t you take a trip to The Washington Post’s Peeps Show IV and check out the dioramas each one featuring those sugary colored marshmallow rabbits and chicks. While Eep was the winner (as well it should be, it is a wonderful take on Pixar’s Up), my personal favorite was the following literary offering based on one of the best books of 2009: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Take a look:


Semifinalist: Based on the best-selling novel by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith, dioramists Dayle Cristinzio of Silver Springs and Kasey Gillette of the District depict a ballroom scene with traditional dancing and zombie mayhem in ‘Peeps and Prejudice and Zombies.’ Note the period costumes, original Peep oil painting above the mantle and working chandelier.”

Sweeeeeeet!

A "Borrowed" Book Meme

I’m “borrowing” (appropriating?) this meme from Susan at Well-Mannered Frivolity who (according to her) got it from “Ryan at Wordsmithonia, who borrowed it from Alexia's Books and Such..., who borrowed it from Brooke Reviews, and well, you get the idea.”

Da Rules:
No two answers can be the same book
All books must be fiction


Book Next to Your Bed Right Now:
Well, the book next to my bed as of this moment is Still Life: Adventures in Taxidermy by Melissa Milgrom (since that is the one I am currently reading), but that doesn’t count since it is nonfiction. So, the nearest fiction book to my bed is a Hellboy graphic novel by Mike Mignola that my four-year-old son was looking at (he loves the Hellboy movies and cartoons)

Favorite Series:
The Dragonlance Series created by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman

Favorite Book:
The Shining by Stephen King

The Book You Would Have With You if You Were Stranded on a Desert Island:
Moby-Dick by Herman Melville
(Bytheby, if you want to see something really cool in relation to Melville’s magnum opus, check out Matt Kish’s blog One Drawing for Every Page of Moby-Dick. It is simply breath-taking. As of yesterday (March 29th) he was on page 208).

Book/Series You Would Take With You on a Long Flight:
American Gods by Neil Gaiman

Worst Book You Were Made to Read in School:
I just mentioned this to my wife last night, unrelated to this meme: A Separate Peace by John Knowles

Book That Everyone Should Be Made to Read in School:
The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson

Book That Everyone Should Be Made to Read, Period:
Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury

Favorite Character:
If I can’t pick Jack Torrance from The Shining then it has to be Abraham Van Helsing from Bram Stoker’s Dracula

Best Villain:
Ooh, a four-way tie between Lord Voldemort, Dr. Hannibal “The Cannibal” Lecter, Pennywise the Clown, and Norman Bates

Favorite Concept Series:
I have to agree with Susan here when she said in her answer to this one that I’m not sure what is meant by a “concept series” … but I’m gonna go with Quirk Book’s Classic mash-ups series: Pride & Prejudice & Zombies, Sense & Sensibility & Sea Monsters, Pride & Prejudice & Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls and the forthcoming Android Karenina

Favorite Invented World:
Mars in Ray Bradbury’s The Martian Chronicles

Most Beautifully-Written Book:
To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

Funniest Book:
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter by Seth Grahame-Smith

Wow … that was harder than it looked, especially since I could easily put The Shining, Fahrenheit 451 and Moby-Dick into multiple categories.

The Belated Bram Stoker Awards Post

I’m behind in posting this, and I blame that on a rough Winter’s Quarter in grad school. But a little while ago, the Horror Writers Association announced the nominees for the 2009 Bram Stoker Award (which represents outstanding achievement in the horror genre). And as I look for information for this post, I realize that I am really late in posting this since the World Horror Convention (where the awards are/were given out) was this last weekend (March 25-28). Hopefully I’ll be more on the ball next year, and I’ll post the winners as soon as they release them, but for now the nominees are/were:

SUPERIOR ACHIEVEMENT IN A NOVEL
Audrey’s Door by Sarah Langan (Harper)
Patient Zero by Jonathan Maberry (St. Martin’s Griffin)
Quarantined by Joe McKinney (Lachesis Publishing)
Cursed by Jeremy Shipp (Raw Dog Screaming Press)

SUPERIOR ACHIEVEMENT IN A FIRST NOVEL
Breathers by S. G. Browne (Broadway Books)
Solomon’s Grave by Daniel G. Keohane (Dragon Moon Press)
Damnable by Hank Schwaeble (Jove)
The Little Sleep by Paul Tremblay (Henry Holt)

SUPERIOR ACHIEVEMENT IN LONG FICTION
“Dreaming Robot Monster” by Mort Castle (Mighty Unclean)
The Hunger of Empty Vessels by Scott Edelman (Bad Moon Books)
The Lucid Dreaming by Lisa Morton (Bad Moon Books)
Doc Good’s Traveling Show by Gene O’Neill (Bad Moon Books)

SUPERIOR ACHIEVEMENT IN SHORT FICTION
“Keeping Watch” by Nate Kenyon (Monstrous: 20 Tales of Giant Creature Terror)
“The Crossing of Aldo Ray” by Weston Ochse (The Dead That Walk)
“In the Porches of My Ears” by Norman Prentiss (Postscripts #1)
“The Night Nurse” by Harry Shannon (Horror Drive-In)

SUPERIOR ACHIEVEMENT IN FICTION COLLECTION
Martyrs and Monsters by Robert Dunbar (DarkHart Press)
Got to Kill Them All and Other Stories by Dennis Etchison (Cemetery Dance)
A Taste of Tenderloin by Gene O’Neill (Apex Book Company)
In the Closet, Under the Bed by Lee Thomas (Dark Scribe Press)

SUPERIOR ACHIEVEMENT IN ANTHOLOGY (EDITING)
He is Legend: An Anthology Celebrating Richard Matheson edited by Christopher Conlon (Gauntlet Press)
Lovecraft Unbound edited by Ellen Datlow (Dark Horse Books)
Poe edited by Ellen Datlow (Solaris)
Midnight Walk edited by Lisa Morton (Darkhouse Publishing)

SUPERIOR ACHIEVEMENT IN NONFICTION
Writers Workshop of Horror by Michael Knost (Woodland Press)
Cinema Knife Fight by L. L. Soares and Michael Arruda (Fearzone)
The Stephen King Illustrated Companion by Bev Vincent (Fall River Press)
Stephen King: The Nonfiction by Rocky Wood and Justin Brook (Cemetery Dance)

SUPERIOR ACHIEVEMENT IN POETRY COLLECTION
Double Visions by Bruce Boston (Dark Regions)
North Left of Earth by Bruce Boston (Sam’s Dot)
Barfodder by Rain Graves (Cemetery Dance)
Chimeric Machines by Lucy A. Snyder (Creative Guy Publishing)

Found These Lying Around on the Dusty Shelves of the Internet

I just wanted to post some fun book-related stuff that I’ve gathered from off the shelves of the internet. So, please indulge me a little here. (Plus it’s my 750th post on the blog so it’s time to celebrate an arbitrary milestone with some fun.)

From
Dude Craft
Book Planters (by Gartenkultur)


Book Stacker Sculpture (by Paul Octavius)

Hole Punched (by Robert The)

From Epic Win FTW
Quite the Mad Tea Party!


Books: A Nerd’s Gateway


From Geek Crafts
The Stand Book Safe

From There, I Fixed It
No Time to Cook, There are Books to Read!

Teaser Tuesdays: Wait, A Bald Orangutan?

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:



  • Grab your current read
  • Open to a random page
  • Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
  • BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (Make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
  • Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!
I’m still reading Still Life … almost done though (and I’m cheating because I’m including three sentences because one of them is a little shorter and needs a little bit of context):

Still Life: Adventures in Taxidermy
(Boston: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, 2010)
Hardcover, 285 Pages, Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780618405473, US$25.00

MY TEASER: “The okapi took ‘weeks and weeks and weeks’ to preserve, but the most complicated mount in the new mammal hall [in the Smithsonian’s American Museum of Natural History] was the orangutan. That is, the bald orangutan. That is, the ten-foot ape that arrived here from a zoo sans skeleton and carcass—the raw data [chief taxidermist John] Matthews desperately needed in order to sculpt an accurate form for the skin” (108).

Monday, March 29, 2010

Musing Mondays: Reading While Multitas—Hey! A Fluffy Squirrel!

Today’s Musing Mondays (hosted by just one more page…) is as follows: Do you—or are you even able—to do other things while you read? Do you knit, hold a conversation, keep an eye on the TV, anything?

I’m a pretty focused reader and so I usually don’t do anything else while reading, though now that I think about it, does listening to music count? I will usually listen to music while I read (but that’s when I’m in my office on campus and it helps to keep the ambient noise/discussions to a minimum). I guess the other “multitasking” I do while reading is that I am the father of a four- and two-year-old, so keeping part of my brain on what is going on around me is essential.

**An addendum that I just now thought of: I’m not including audiobooks in this because I do a lot of things while listening to my audiobooks … clean house, cook, laundry, take out the trash, so I think that they don’t necessarily count. However, as I type this I also realized that I do, very often, read while cooking. And no, I’m not counting cookbooks. To clarify, usually when I have something on the stove that requires near constant attention (like bacon, for example, or boiling milk for a baking project) and there is nothing else to do while cooking or stirring, if I need my ears (i.e. my kids are awake) then I will usually cook with my current read in one hand.

Friday, March 26, 2010

The Friday 56: Sounds Sound to Me

The Friday 56 is hosted by Storytime with Tonya and Friends

RULES
  1. Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
  2. Turn to page 56.
  3. Find the fifth sentence.
  4. Post that sentence (plus one or two others if you like).
  5. Post a link with your post to Storytime (and here on Bryan’s Book Blog, I’d like to know what book you’ve got at hand).
I’ve got a number of books on my desk as I put this together, but I guess the closest of those is William Hope Hodgson’s brilliant 1908 horror novel The House on the Borderland. So, without any further ado, here’s the fifth sentence on page 56:

The House on the Borderland
by William Hope Hodgson
(New York: Carroll & Graf Publishers, Inc., 1996)
Paperback, 186 Pages, Fiction
ISBN: 9780786702824, US$4.95

My 56:Thus, I made the door stronger than ever; for now it was solid with the backing of boards, and would, I felt convinced, stand a heavier pressure than hitherto, without giving way” (56).

Sounds like a good plan, considering that the “Swine-Things” are on the other side…

Friday Finds: March 26, 2010

Friday Finds (hosted by Should Be Reading)

What great books did you hear about/discover this past week?
Share with us your FRIDAY FINDS!

These have been building up since January, and there are definitely more, but here are twelve of the best from a variety of different sources. So here we go…

Light Beneath Ferns by Anne Spollen
The Scapegoat by Daphne Du Maurier
Shiver by Maggie Stiefvater
The Swan Thieves by Elizabeth Kostova
The Tenant by Roland Topor
This World We Live In by Susan Beth Pfeffer
Zombies vs. Unicorns edited by Holly Black and Justine Larbalestier

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Booking Through Thursday: Breaking Up is Hard to Do

Well, continuing my attempt to jumpstart the memes on my blog again, another Thursday is upon us, and that means it is time for yet another Booking Through Thursday prompt. What will it be this week, you ask? Here you go…


Prompt: Do you take breaks while reading a book? Or read it straight through? (And, by breaks, I don’t mean sleeping, eating and going to work; I mean putting it aside for a time while you read something else.)

It’s an interesting question because years ago when I was in middle school, I decided that reading three or four books at once was counter-productive and that I needed to read only one book at a time. That goal lasted for most of my teenage and adult life until, that is, I went back to school full-time as an English major. With four or five literature classes at a time, that means judiciously budgeting my time in reading and taking “breaks” from books.

However, more in the spirit of the prompt, the only times I have really taken “breaks” from books was when something came in on hold at the library with a limited check-out time (due to the fact that it was a new and “hot” book) and I was already in the middle of something. There were two books I was reading this past December that I eventually had to put on hold for a later date, not because they were boring or anything along those lines (Dan Simmons’ Drood and Gary Krist’s The White Cascade: The Great Northern Railway Disaster and America’s Deadliest Avalanche … definitely not boring reading material) but I was in a bit of a fugue in December and January and so I had to put them off for other books, because I wasn’t getting past about 100 pages. Then, this time around, I was hip-deep in a collection of H.P. Lovecraft’s stories when first Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, then Still Life: Adventures in Taxidermy and then Hellboy: Oddest Jobs all arrived on hold for me at the library literally within days of each other and all with short check out times, so HPL has been put off for now in favor of those three books. I’ll get back to him eventually, but for now…

So, I guess the long and the short of it is that yes, I do put books aside in favor of others, though it doesn’t happen as often as it has in the last couple of weeks. This is definitely an anomaly.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

A-Z Wednesday: Playing Catch-Up

As I mentioned yesterday, I’m going to get back into the swing of the book memes that I have been neglecting since I’m-feeling-too-lazy-to-look-up. Part of that is the A-Z Wednesday meme. Last year I decided that I wanted to showcase the strange, obscure, and offbeat books that I have on my shelves. This time around I’ve decided that what I want to continue with a theme since it helps organize not only what books I post, but also helps to organize my thoughts about the books.

Again, as I mentioned yesterday one of the things that I really enjoy in my reading is what is called Weird Fiction and its descendents. That old school horror and science fiction of the 30s and 40s are some of my absolute favorites (I’ll discuss more about this in my review of the audio edition of Stephen King’s Danse Macabre that I currently listening to) and so I’ve decided to showcase some of what I feel are the best and essential works of the Weird Fiction, Horror Fiction and Science Fiction that are on my shelves. Now, I have 26 books set aside, but since today’s letter is G, I’ve got some backfilling to do.

A-Z Wednesday is hosted by Reading at the Beach.

Here are the rules: Go to your stack of books and find one whose title starts with the Letter of the Week and post the following:

  1. A photo of the book
  2. Title and synopsis
  3. A link (Amazon, B&N, etc.)
  4. Come back here and leave your link in the comments
If you’ve already reviewed this book, post a link to the review as well. Be sure to visit other participants to see what books they have posted and leave them a comment (we all love comments, don’t we?) Who know? You may find your next “favorite” book.

So, without any further ado, here are my A-F books:


A: The Alienist
by Caleb Carr

(New York: Bantam Books, 1998)
Paperback, 600 Pages, Fiction
ISBN:
9780553572995, US$7.50

From the Cover: New York, 1896: Lower Manhattan’s underworld is ruled by a new generation of cold-blooded criminals. Police Commissioner Theodore Roosevelt battles widespread corruption within the department’s ranks … and a shockingly brutal murder sets off an investigation that could change crime-fighting forever. In the middle of a wintry March night, New York Times reporter John Moore is summoned to the East River by his friend Dr. Lazlo Kreizler, a brilliant pioneer in the new and much-maligned discipline of psychology, the emerging study of society’s “alienated” mentally ill. There they view the horribly mutilated body of a young boy, a prostitute of Manhattan’s infamous brothels. Supervised by Commissioner Roosevelt, the newsman and his “alienist” mentor embark on a revolutionary attempt to identify the killer by assembling his psychological profile—a dangerous quest that takes them into … the mind of a serial killer.

My Thoughts: This book is the one exception to my “Weird Fiction” rule, although it is certainly a descendent of some of those authors like Richard Matheson and Robert Bloch. I chose this book over the more obvious choice (Jay Anson’s The Amityville Horror: A True Story, if you’re keeping score) because this is the book that started it all. Back when I first read it—August 2000—I was so taken by the book that I had to share it with everyone. Thus was born Bryan’s Book Review which was sent out monthly by email. The story of how those email reviews turned into this blog can be found
HERE and I won’t rehash it here, but suffice it to say that this is the book that started it all.


B: The Body Snatchers
by Jack Finney

(New York: Dell Books, 1978)
Paperback, 219 Pages, Fiction
ISBN:
9780440143178, US$1.95

From the Cover: From Deep Space … The Seed Is Planted … The Terror Grows … For Dr. Miles Bennell his town was like a child’s puzzle with a deadly design. Everything looked the same. Throckmorton Street. Lovelock’s Pharmacy. The dime store. And everyone seemed the same. Aunt Aleda. Sheriff Grivett. Down to the last line on the face, the subtlest tone of voice. Yet something was wrong. … The town Miles knew was dying slowly, changing secretly. … And it wanted him to … for some unearthly purpose of terror. A purpose begun in Mill Valley … to encompass the whole living world. Prepare yourself…

My Thoughts: But wait, I hear you saying, the book is Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Well, yes and no. That is certainly what the cover of my copy says (as the image clearly shows) but that is not the original title of the book. Finney originally titled it The Body Snatchers and it wasn’t until the first movie (Don Siegel’s 1956 classic) was released and the title changed that the book had its title changed. I guess I’m just weird enough to continue thinking of it in the original title. Anyway, we wander from the point. Whatever you choose to title the book, Jack Finney’s novel is one of the most paranoid and atmospheric I have ever read. The sense he creates that something is wrong but you just can’t put your finger on it is absolutely wonderful. Body Snatchers is—whether you buy it as Red Scare metaphor or not (Finney himself rejects that reading)—one of the best works of science fiction ever put down in print. If you haven’t yet read it, you need to get your hands on a copy today.


C: The Collector
by
John Fowles
(New York: Laurel Books, 1963)
Paperback, 255 Pages, Fiction
ISBN:
9780440313359, US$4.50

From the Cover: The setting is a lonely cottage in the English countryside. The characters are a brutal, tormented man and the beautiful, aristocratic young woman he has taken captive. The story is the struggle of two wills, two ways of being, two paths of desire—a story that mounts to the most shattering climax in modern fiction.

My Thoughts: It’s been a number of years since I’ve read Fowles’ book, but I remember being profoundly struck by the sheer power of the story. It is also, I will freely admit, a deeply disturbing novel not only because of its subject matter, but also because of the ambiguous light in which both Frederick Clegg and Miranda Grey are shown. Clegg is not fully evil, and yet Grey is not fully sympathetic either and so the Reader is left to decide where their loyalties lie, and yet that decision is further complicated by the ending which is quite disturbing in its own right. The Collector has inspired a number of contemporary authors not least of which are Stephen King (in Misery) and Neil Gaiman (in his comic The Doll House).


D: The Day of the Triffids
by John Wyndham

a.k.a. Revolt of the Triffids
(New York: Fawcett Crest, 1951)
Paperback, 191 Pages, Fiction
ISBN:
9780449237212, US$1.75

From the Cover: What were they—these hideous triffids roaming the ruins of the earth? Until a few short hours ago—before the sky exploded into a shower of flaming green hell—triffids had been regarded as merely a curious and profitable form of plant life. Now these shadowy vegetable creatures became a crawling, killing nightmare of pain and horror. Madness hung in the air, fear lurked in every side street, death hovered in every doorway. Stripped of civilized veneer by terror and desperation, the handful of surviving humans began to turn on each other. And all the while the triffids watched and waited …

My Thoughts: I reviewed Triffids back in
December 2007 and looking that review over, I don’t know that I would add anything else to that review other than to say that in terms of killing off the world, this book is one of the Holy Trinity of Apocalyptic Fiction, the other two being Stephen King’s The Stand (of course, and I may make an argument for the original abridge edition over the unabridged … but that’s a discussion for another day) and George R. Stewart’s Earth Abides. (Though Nevil Shute’s On the Beach comes in at a very close fourth.)


E: The Edge of Running Water
by William Sloane

(New York: Del Rey Books, 1966)
Paperback, 247 Pages, Fiction
ISBN:
9780345286024, US$2.25

From the Cover: Beyond the barrier. In the shunned house on Setauket Point, Julian Blair—one a brilliant physicist, now an obsessed recluse—labored to pierce the barrier between life and death, to establish communication with those who had crossed that barrier. His ex-student, Richard Sayles, pitied his mentor’s delusions, seeing in them the wreck of a great mind. But from the locked strongroom where Julian Blair toiled at his bizarre apparatus there came sounds like nothing ever heard on earth—almost like distant voices…

My Thoughts: This is another one, like The Collector, that I have not read in a while but I remember being terrified by the ending. Sloane’s book achieves something that not many horror novels can: a sense that with the right materials and right set of circumstances this could really happen, and blurring that barrier is something that the best horror stories do often.


F: Falling Angel
by
William Hjortsberg
(New York: Warner Books, 1978)
Paperback, 242 Pages, Fiction
ISBN:
9780446314329, US$3.95

From the Cover: Johnny Favorite was America’s biggest star, a velvet-toned crooner with a sensational talent—and a reputation for pure evil. Now crack private eye Harry Angel roves New York’s neon streets and smoke-fogged jazz joints trying to find him—and is himself drawn into a nightmarish shadowland of grisly voodoo rituals and foul black magic, where witnesses end up as corpses and every clue dissolves in blood. From the elegant Upper West Side haunt of a witchy heiress, to a desolate Coney Island carnival of sinister freaks, down to the subterranean rites of a murderous coven, Angel will gamble everything to outwit a demonic adversary—and risk paying a horrifying price…

My Thoughts: Other than Weird Fiction and Horror, one of my literary guilty pleasures is hard-boiled detective fiction … especially the Mike Hammer novels by Mickey Spillane (who I discovered in the sixth grade … I was a precocious reader with parents who were very permissive). I even wrote my own detective story in the eighth grade. It was a piece of crap and even though it was set in 1940s San Francisco, it was full of anachronisms. Then, in high school I discovered William Hjortsberg’s Falling Angel and it was as if two halves had finally been made one. I fell in love with the novel (especially the killer twist) and read it over and over. Then, I forgot about it. Simple as that. I forgot all about a novel that had been so transformative. I lost my copy of it sometime before my first year of college and it was a case of out of sight out of mind. Then, about five or six years ago, I came across a copy of Falling Angel while perusing the shelves at my local used bookstore and it was like a veil had been lifted and memories came flooding back. Of course, I snatched it right up. I would recommend this novel to any fan of Weird Fiction, the Horror Genre or Hard-Boiled Detective stories and is reminiscent of H.P. Lovecraft’s “The Horror at Red Hook.” Really, if you’ve got the stomach … you need to experience this book. It is Raymond Chandler-meets-H.P. Lovecraft, Mickey Spillane-meets-Stephen King.

This brings us, finally, to this week:

THIS WEEK’S LETTER IS: G

My “G” Book is:

The Great God Pan and The Hill of Dreams
by Arthur Machen

(Mineola: Dover Publications, 2006)
Trade Paperback, 236 Pages, Fiction
ISBN:
9780486443454, U$9.95

From the Cover: In The Great God Pan, Arthur Machen delivers a tense atmospheric story about a string of mysterious suicides. With its suggestive visions of decadent sexuality, the work scandalized Victorian London. Lyrical and introspective, The Hill of Dreams established Machen as one of the great prose masters of the language. As a penetrating portrayal of the accursed artist, redolent with soulful longing and genteel decay, it ranks as a landmark work in English literature.

My Thoughts: I will get this out of the way up front. Of the 26 books I have chosen for my Essentials of Weird, Horror and Science Fictions” I have not read two of them. This is one of those two. (We’ll get to the other at a later date.) However, it is worthy of note here, and it came to my attention, because no less than three of the greats of the genres have claimed Machen’s novella as inspiration: H.P. Lovecraft said of Machen “Of creators of cosmic fear raised to its most artistic pitch, few can hope to equal Arthur Machen” (praise from Caesar indeed) and Lovecraft’s “The Dunwich Horror” not only mentions Machen’s story by name but is also very directly inspired by Great God, to the point of being less an homage to more of a pastiche.

Peter Straub has claimed Great God as inspiration for his chilling
Ghost Story and Stephen King has cited Machen’s novella on numerous occasions, most recently in relation to his novella N. (anthologized in Just After Sunset) where he says of Great God—after saying that N. was “strongly influenced” by Machen’s piece—that it “surmounts its rather clumsy prose and works its way relentlessly into the reader's terror-zone. How many sleepless nights has it caused? God knows, but a few of them were mine. I think Pan is as close as the horror genre comes to a great white whale” (JAS 534). He stated in a self-interview on his website that N. is “Not Lovecraft; it’s a riff on Arthur Machen’s The Great God Pan, which is one of the best horror stories ever written. Maybe the best in the English language. Mine isn’t anywhere near that good, but I loved the chance to put neurotic behavior—obsessive/compulsive disorder—together with the idea of a monster-filled macroverse. That was a good combination. As for Machen vs. Lovecraft: sure, Lovecraft was ultimately better, because he did more with those concepts, but The Great God Pan is more reader-friendly. And Machen was there first. He wrote Pan in 1895, when HPL was five years old.”

I have yet to pick up Great God—my own schedule has been swamped with reading student papers as well as readings for my own classes, but I’m hoping to get some time over the summer to pick this one up.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Teasing Monday's Musing on Tuesday

After a furlough of a time-span I’m too lazy to look up, I’m going to try and get back into the whole book blog meme thing as a way to have more fun on this blog. So, we’ll be hoping to see the return of such memes as Musing Mondays, Teaser Tuesdays, A-Z Wednesdays, Booking Through Thursdays, Friday Finds and The Friday 56s. With that, here are Musing Mondays and Teaser Tuesdays for this week, hopefully followed by A-Z Wednesday sometime in the next 24 hours.


Musing Mondays
Today’s (or yesterday’s, as it were) Musing Mondays (hosted by just one more page…) is as follows: Where do you keep the books on the top of the TBR pile? Not the bulk of the mountain, but just the tip of the peak—the “almost up to” books?

This is an interesting question as I don’t have a TBR pile, per se. Rather, just as Thomas Builds-the-Fire in Sherman Alexie’s short story “Special Delivery” has “the idea of a gun” I have “the idea of a TBR pile.” That is to say that I have books that I know I want to read … but there is no one place that I keep them. For example, my current read is sitting on the bathroom counter (is that more information about my reading habits than you needed to know?). The book I know I will be reading after that one is currently in the library bag (as I just checked it out today) and will probably stay there for a day or two before migrating either to my desk, my nightstand or the bookshelf we have in the living room that is dedicated to library books. The book I will be reading after that one (the collection of Lovecraft stories that I tabled because both Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and Still Life: Adventures in Taxidermy (see Teaser below) arrived on hold for me at the library and since they are new and hot books they have shorter check out times and no renewals) is sitting next to me on my desk. One of the other books I am thinking of picking up after Lovecraft is in the drawer of my nightstand … so, they’re kind of all over the place because my TBR “pile” is more what I’d call “guidelines” than an actual pile. Welcome aboard Bryan’s Book Blog, Dear Reader.


Teaser Tuesdays
Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:


  • Grab your current read
  • Open to a random page
  • Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
  • BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (Make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
  • Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!
We’ll get more into this in my reviews of this book and the audiobook I’m listening to, but my two big literary indulgences are (1) Weird Fiction and its modern descendents and (2) what I like to describe as Weird Nonfiction. That is nonfiction books that are a little offbeat, like one that is all about blood-sucking creatures, or about the world of competitive pumpkin growing, or say, the strange things people do with dead bodies or even the art of obituary writing. This particular bit of Weird Nonfiction is all about taxidermy:

Still Life: Adventures in Taxidermy
(Boston: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, 2010)
Hardcover, 285 Pages, Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780618405473, US$25.00

MY TEASER: “Three hundred fifty taxidermists from twenty-two countries were competing for twelve Best in World titles and $25,600 in cash prizes. For the next five days, Springfield [Illinois] would be what Atlantic City was to beauty queens and Indianapolis is to racecar drivers: the most extraordinary gathering of competitors in the field” (33).

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

by Seth Grahame-Smith
(New York: Grand Central Publishing, 2010)
Hardcover, 337 Pages, Historical Fiction
ISBN: 9780446563086, US$21.99

ABCD Rating: ACQUIRE

The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins? —Edgar Allan Poe

FACTS
  1. For over 250 years, between 1607 and 1865, vampires thrived in the shadows of America. Few humans believed in them.
  2. Abraham Lincoln was one of the gifted vampire hunters of his day, and kept a secret journal about his lifelong war against them.
  3. Rumors of the journal’s existence have long been a favorite topic among historians and Lincoln biographers. Most dismiss it as myth.
From the Cover: Indiana, 1818. Moonlight falls through the dense woods that surround a one-room cabin, where a nine-year-old Abraham Lincoln kneels at his suffering mother’s bedside. She’s been stricken with something the old-timers call “Milk Sickness.” “My baby boy…” she whispers. Only later will the grieving Abe learn that his mother’s fatal affliction was actually the work if a vampire. When the truth becomes known to young Lincoln, he writes in his journal, “Henceforth my life shall be one of rigorous study and devotion. I shall become a master of mind and body. And this mastery shall have but one purpose…” Gifted with his legendary height, strength, and skill with an ax, Abe sets out on a path of vengeance that will lead him all the way to the White House. While Abraham Lincoln is widely lauded for saving the Union and freeing millions of slaves, his valiant fight against the forces of the undead has remained in the shadows for hundreds of years. That is, until Seth Grahame-Smith stumbled upon The Secret Journal of Abraham Lincoln and became the first living person to lay eyes on it in more than 140 years. Using the journal as his guide and writing in the grand biographical style of Doris Kearns Goodwin and David McCullough, Seth has reconstructed the true life story of our greatest president for the first time—all while revealing the hidden history behind the Civil War and uncovering the role vampires played in the birth, growth, and near-death of our nation.

My Review: So, when I learned back in October that Quirk books would (1) be publishing a prequel to their wildly successful Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and that (2) it would not be penned by PPZ scribe Seth Grahame-Smith, I was very disappointed. However, I then learned in November that it was because Grahame-Smith was writing his own book: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, and I think that Grahame-Smith made the right decision. For, as fun as the PPZ prequel was (and I think Grahame-Smith would have made it better than Hockensmith managed) had Grahame-Smith decided to reenter Austen’s zombified universe, the world would have been denied the raucous history-rewriting adventure that is Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

I think that what I enjoyed most about this book was Grahame-Smith’s devotion to the central conceit: chiefly, that vampires have been a part of America’s history, to the point that all of the major events of America’s birth are directly attributable to vampire influence. Grahame-Smith even goes so far as to rewrite his own history to fit the events of the novel, writing himself into the Abraham Lincoln-vampire timeline. My only “complaint” (for lack of a better word) about this total commitment to “historical accuracy” is that I wish Grahame-Smith had taken it the final step and made the whole book look like a work of nonfiction complete with an index and faux-Works Cited/Bibliography page. I think that would have gone a long way further down the road to making this seem even more real than it already does.

That aside, however, the book is an amazing read: unputdownable even. I blasted through it in about three days and thoroughly enjoyed ever minute of it, which at this point (now that my Winter Quarter is over) is the best thing I could ask of a book. What’s more, though, is this is not a brainless book. In fact, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is a surprisingly smart book. There is a lot of interesting things going on in the book with race and class (as represented by the vampires).

I used the word “raucous” earlier to describe ALVH and I really cannot come up with a better description than that. This is a raucous adventure book that has a lot of fun with its central idea and even manages to serve up some surprises. The ending caught me completely off guard, and there are a number of fun cameos within its pages. When it comes to the strange and weird, Seth Grahame-Smith does it better than anyone I have come across in a very long time … and he certainly enjoys doing it, which translates into a joy for the Reader to pick up.

Make no bones about it, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is a page-turner that will keep you up and reading into the early hours of the morning … begging for more. I eagerly await Grahame-Smith’s next project…

And, as an added enticement for you to pick up ALVH ASAP (as if you needed one), I give you the book’s trailer:

The Darwin Awards II: Unnatural Selection (Audio)

read by Jason Harris
-Darwin Awards Series, Book 2-
(Roseland: Listen & Live Audio, 2001)
MP3 Audiobook, 298.8 MB, 3.1 Hours, Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781885408761, US$22.95

ABCD Rating: CHECK OUT

From the Cover: An incredible runaway bestseller and cult phenomenon, The Darwin Awards returns with all new tales of trial and awe-inspiring error. More Award Winners, Honorable Mentions, and Urban Legends, together with personal accounts never before heard. Appealing to Darwin fans old and new, The Darwin Awards II: Unnatural Selection audiobook proves that we aren’t done yet—with the ongoing saga of survival of the fittest Homo sapiens.

My Review: After listening to Dennis Lehane’s Shutter Island, I decided that I needed a palate cleanser, and Wendy Northcutt’s The Darwin Awards II fit the bill quite nicely. There isn’t much to this book. It is three hours of complete brain popcorn detailing the utter stupidity with which mankind often operates. From walking past a parked police cruiser to rob a gun store full of armed patrons (and an off-duty officer) to throwing stones at passing cars on the highway and causing an out-of-control car to swerve your way, the Darwin Awards has it all (oh, and of course there is the neighbor’s Do-It-Yourself liposuction … with disastrous results).

This book (as well as the others in the series—there’s what, like ninety of them now?) are one of the clearest cases of Schadenfreude that ever there was. You can’t help but chuckle, giggle and laugh out loud at the sheer idiocy (and genius-level ingenuity) of your fellow human beings. And, I will admit, laugh out loud I did (at times) and often while on the bus on my way to work (garnering more than a few sideways glances).

I don’t know that this is the right book for the audio format, though. This seems like the kind of book that you pick up and skip around in, rather than read cover to cover. There is something about the nature of the entries that makes linear progression seem tedious. Add to that fact that I’m not sure I entirely liked reader Jason Harris. Yes, he read the book with the appropriate amount of tongue-firmly-placed-in-cheek, but there was just something about his voice that didn’t work for the overall subject matter (add to that the fact that he attempted to do accents where “appropriate” (which was no where, by the way) and he wasn’t very good at it), and so the whole audio effect was somewhat off-putting.

I was also put off by the fact that a number of the entries in the book have been completely proven false by the Mythbusters. The JATO Car, the Exploding 1812 Overture Trombone, the Frozen Lake Duck Hunters, quite a few of them were debunked on the show. Now … I will accept that my personal chronology here may be to blame. If I remember correctly, Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman acknowledge that some of these myths came from Darwin, but still … it took some of the enjoyment out of the listening experience to hear Northcutt assert the veracity of these only to know that the Mythbusters have proven not only could it not happen, but often that it didn’t.

Anyway, the bottom line here is that this is not the book to get on audio. I would recommend it in print as it would facilitate the “hunt-and-peck” method of reading The Darwin Awards II much better than listening does.

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Check out my review HERE.